Seriously, there are some really bizarre iPhone apps out there. We just got our first iPad and I was checking out some apps. Here are a few that I found:
MedXSafe: This is an app that tells others that you are STD-free. It does not share medical information about you, such as whether you have an STD; it simply lets others know you don’t have an STD as of the date you are cleared by your doctor. Users can bump phones to learn each other’s STD-free status. I just can’t even comment on this one.
Annoy-a-teen: This app uses high-frequency sounds only young people can hear. It stops them in their tracks so they will listen to you (not).
Honey It’s Me: This app gives lonesome cell phone owners regular messages from a digital girlfriend named Mina. It offers Korean-speaking men four daily video calls from a winsome 20-something model who has recorded 100 messages, including “Are you still sleeping? Time for breakfast!” and “Good night, sweet dreams.” I want to work for iTunes so I can see all the people buying this one!
Voodoo: This is an app for those times when you just can’t whip out your voodoo doll of your boss, former partner, etc. It allows you to (virtually) stick pins in folks you simply don’t like. OMG!
iFart: A fantastically puerile app which transforms your iPhone or iPod touch into a virtual fart machine. We don’t need this in our house. Farts come out without an app.
iWhistle: This app that has over 10 million users! Take control and teach your dog new tricks via this simple to use dog whistle. Do they have this for kids or men (sorry guys)?
Hold On: This is the dumbest one yet. Here you compete to see how long you can hold the button! The timer shows your progress down to the millisecond and stores your personal all-time record. Yup. I got time for this one.
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