So, I realized that when the pilot told us the plane’s engine had broken into little pieces, we were clearly not going to get very far on this plane. I also realized that there was probably a long list of “reasons” for flight delays – which, I’ve decided is likely to be funny (but for another blog). Instead, as I sat there on the plane I decided to create a list of words to give you a birdseye view into the definition of “my world.”
Acrasia – Lack of self-control; when you act against your better judgment. I would suggest that this is occurring on a frequent basis in my house with three teenagers and a mom going through menopause.
Accismus – When you pretend to be not interested in something or someone, when you really are interested. This is how teens behave on a consistent basis. This is how I behave while I listen to their “private” conversations.
Autophoby – The fear of using the pronouns “I” or “Me.” A good example is Elmo of Sesame Street. He never says those pronouns and I want to go back to those Elmo years!
Epagomenic – This is when you notice or celebrate something that’s not on the calendar. Like the Hallmark holidays. They are holidays that are not (or shouldn’t be) printed on calendars. This is simply a way for a company to make money and for significant others to get in trouble when they miss said holiday.
Kakistocracy – A government that’s run by its worst citizens. That my friends, is my household.
Mungo – A person who retrieves valuables from the garbage. Today we call them a dumpster diver. Some people call them pets.
Nihilarian – A person who deals with things of no importance. I want that job. No, really. I want this job.
Nudiustertian – It means the day before yesterday. This is a great word. My kids use it when they are trying to confuse me about when (or whether) they practiced their instruments.
Petrichor – After a dry spell, this is the nice smell that comes after it finally rains. Perfect word to think about during this freaking cold snap.
Pregustator – A person whose job it is to taste meats and drinks before serving them. This could again be your pet or maybe your spouse (no judgement here).
Rawky – Foggy, damp and cold. Isn’t this just a perfect word? I sometimes feel this way when I wake up, walk into the kitchen and realize that I was up in the middle of the night eating.
Testudineous – To be as slow as a tortoise. This is what happens to my speedy children when I say one of the following: “Time to do homework.” Or “Time to do the laundry.” This is not what happens when I say, “Time to go to SmashBurger.”
I have many more, but that’s all for today! Have a great day!
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