Yesterday I noticed a billboard for a radio station in town advertising their upcoming Sexiest Costume Contest. Really? So, as you might expect, I’ve given this some thought and here are the top 10 costumes that I think would be sexy and why:
1. Someone wearing a Geek Squad uniform. I am constantly in need of computer/internet service and I find it sexy when someone can get me back on-line.
2. Someone wearing an outfit for cleaning … you know, like those yellow rubber gloves and carrying a pail of cleaning supplies. Please, who doesn’t find it sexy to have someone clean their house?
3. Someone wearing a Pizza Hut delivery uniform. No explanation necessary.
4. Someone, anyone with a tool belt with real tools. I definitely need some repair work here (no comments please!).
5. Anyone dressed as an airline employee holding a ticket to Hawaii with my name on it.
6. Someone dressed up as Hamburger Helper. Any food item that takes 30 minutes or less is sexy in my book.
6. Someone in a wet suit. Tight black swimwear and gonna swim a mile in a weedy lake? Seriously hot!
7. Someone dressed up as a Lite Brite. I still have romantic memories of my first Lite Brite and when you stand near an outlet someone can plug you in!
8. Anyone with an accent – regardless of what they are wearing. A real accent. Not one from Canada. I’ll take Javier Bardem.
9. Someone dressed as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. I’ve always had a thing for big, white and fluffy.
10. Someone reading my blog.
I bet you all have some great ones too. Have a fun day!
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